things to do instead of fight with each other on Instagram all day long (except don’t really jump off a cliff… jk about that 1

100% proven zodiac analyses

  1. aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
  2. taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
  3. gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
  4. cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
  5. leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
  6. virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
  7. libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
  8. scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
  9. sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
  10. capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
  11. aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
  12. pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating